Dear Dolly

Dolly:

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imagine me as an agony aunt
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NUT UP OR SHUT UP BITCH


Tina Colada:
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HAHAHAHA!!


Dolly:
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DEPRESSION ISN'T REAL- DEAL.


Tina Colada:
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man the FUCK up you hormonal bitch
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you think youre the only one with issues? selfish whore.
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hahahahaha


Dolly:
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HA
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omg i should get an agony aunt thing on my blog
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LOL



Tina Colada:
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omg PLEASE
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please please please!!

...

I've decided to give in. I'm going to start accepting agonies for me to aunt.

My email address is longtimenodig@mail.com

Basically I'm just going to be really horrible to you but I promise not to reveal any real names or anything like that! Scout's honour!

Please only send me genuine problems cause like, I aint got the time to be sifting through loads of crappy 'banter' innit. 

Over and out!

Dolly

xx