I really suck. I am a genuinely dire person and there are a lot of things that I am truly awful at. Today’s post is a list of my failings. Maybe I’ll list my talents at a later date.
Maybe.
Walking
I can’t walk properly and I’ve ruined every pair of shoes I’ve ever owned. I drag my feet and trip over all the time.
It’s gone beyond being salvageable after a trip to the cobblers. I bought these shoes at the end of November.
Washing
I tried to wash my nice white French Connection shirt, and now it’s lilac.
Tidiness
This is my desk, it’s a total bombsite. And I have no shame either, I let people into my room when it looks a helluva lot worse than this. Filth.
Sympathy
I find it really hard to be sympathetic to people. My friend just told me she burnt her hand and my reply was “hahah fool” jeesh I’m cruel. If I burnt my hand I’d expect at least a non-sarcastic “awwr you poor thing”
Having a forehead
Look at it, it’s three effing centimetres high.
In the words of HRH Tyra Banks- it’s a threehead.
